From the posts that will be entered as an exhibit department.

I can’t help but wonder about the correct consistency of blood splatter. Two things make me wonder this.

The first is the trailer for Robogeisha. Seriously, don’t watch this trailer. I have a pretty strong stomach, but it’s a bit much for me. Robogeisha is brought to you by the minds behind Tokyo Gore Police, another unwatchable splatter fest. I hate leaving movies unfinished but I only got through 20 minutes of that one. The blood is this watery, continuous stream stuff that sprays every which way like a garden hose out of control. I don’t understand the appeal. It tends to remind me of the vomiting scene from Problem Child 2. You know the one.

Numero dos - I was just watching Die Hard. Action movies from the 80s and 90s always had that thick ketchupy blood. It sort of splurts out in this weird unrealistic way, all goopy like corn syrup.

When is Dexter coming back?